Dear Blog,
I have not forgotten you. No, I actually think about you nearly every day. But I can't seem to make myself sit down to post anything. I have a very busy schedule, you know, particularly when you consider that I must log several iPod Touch hours of Facebook-stalking people I rarely talk to and reading the blogs of people I don't even know personally. These things are, of course, in addition to the seemingly endless demands of my annoyingly adorable, two-foot-tall employer who is trying to work me into an early grave. On top of all these daily responsibilities of mine, I'm also getting frequent headaches that require me to lie down and close my eyes (my employer is not happy about this). You'd be amazed by how difficult it is to blog when you're lying down with your eyes closed. And, I know what you're thinking, but I'm fairly sure that there's no way my headaches could be caused by the multiple hours of staring at my iPod.
So anyway, before you write me off (no pun intended) (no, really, no pun intended), just remember the many demands that are laid out before me each day, and ask where, how, and if you fit in.
Affectionately,
Me
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